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"What's the MOST offensive religious joke you know?"
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"Q: What's purple and goes slam slam slam slam? A: A four door grape."
"Drake Bell needs to call his child Taco."
"Ouch! I stubbed my butt hole..."
"What goes Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech, Vrrrooom-schreech? A blonde at a flashing red light."
"I asked my friend about their new glass dildo Apparently it's a pane in the ass"
"....and that's how I ended up laying on the bedroom floor with a potato stuck in my ass."
"America elected Donald Trump And we're going toupee for it"
"A bee was buzzing around my head and I was all ""It's not worth it, bro"" and he was all ""Fuck you, let's dance."" Stung me and he's dead."
"An acquaintance of mine said that when she feels down she puts on a skirt that's too short, and it helps. Coincidentally, her wearing a skirt that's too short also helps me when I'm down."