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Joke of the Day

"I taught my 1yo how to turn on my mother-in-law's dishwasher since she only uses it for storage."

"Knock Knock. Who's there? No, he's on first. **I totally just thought of this, where do I go to collect my money?** *Edit: spelling"

"Indian Election Joke... How can you get one million Indian youths into a polling(voting) booth at the same time? Tell them there's a Call Center Job Inside!"

"What's a Buccaneer? They're on the side of your buccin head."

"You know what they say about guys with big cocks.... They need a big coop and pen to keep them in."

"Suicide Bomber Training: ""Pay attention because I'm only going to show you this once..."""

"If a midget smokes weed... does he get high, or medium?"

"Team work is important, it helps to put the blame on someone else."

"What do lonely terrorists have sex with? Blow-up dolls."

"A brief joke... There's a comic book about a toddler superhero named Captain Underpants. I have the only existing copy of the issue where he meets Wonderbra Woman."