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Joke of the Day
"I taught my 1yo how to turn on my mother-in-law's dishwasher since she only uses it for storage."
Next Joke
"Hey baby wanna come back to my place for a little...""double entendre?"""
"Are you a haunted house? Because every time I come inside you I shit myself."
"I don't make the same mistake twice. I make it at least 5-6 times to be sure."
"What do they call the Hunger Games in Ethiopia? Games."
"My husband suggested I tone down the Botox and just age gracefully. And I laughed and laughed. But didn't scowl. Cuz Botox."
"I have a girlfriend named Refrigerator She always opens up to me"
"Masturbation is great. - I know that from first hand experience."
"""I OBJECT!"" the defendant screams in court. The judge gives her a very emotional hug and says, ""No...you human."""
"I see you've chosen to express your midlife crisis with cologne."