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Joke of the Day

"Why did the woman take her third aborted fetus to see the priest on Sunday? Half Life 3 Confirmed!"

"I used to copy Mitch Hedberg jokes and post them here. I still do, but I used to too..."

"Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars? He'd get it."

"If I pour superglue into a non-stick frying pan, somebody is going to be wrong, right?"

"i sneezed and all my butt drugs fell out"

"Why don't pc gamers get laid Because they're micro-soft"

"If I had to lose any bodypart I'd lose my spine. It's really holding me back."

"""Morning sickness"" should also be used to describe the hatred of waking up in the morning. ""Sorry I was rude. I had morning sickness."""

"My friend was trying to annoy me with bird puns Well, toucan play at that game"

"What does a runner lose after winning a race? His breath."