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Joke of the Day

"Why is today a trucker's favorite day? Cuz it's 10-4 GOOD BUDDY!!!"

"5: ""Why is the moon so bright?"" Me: ""It's not, it's pretty dim actually."" Moon: ""I heard that."""

"How does a jew get his beer? He brews"

"Make love not war... Or do both - get married."

"Why does Britain like tea so much? Because tea leaves."

"Never trust a homeless person selling warm lemonade"

"Guys, please don't judge someone based on stuff they wrote themselves in a public forum meant to reach the widest possible audience."

"Did you know 50% of Asians in America have cataracts? The other half drive Lincolns"

"Overheard two doctors in the emergency ward They were discussing a patient who had arrived with six plastic horses stuck in his rectum. Described his condition as stable."

"Did you hear about the cartoonist being investigated? Police on the case say he has a sketchy past."