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Joke of the Day
"A filthy dirty joke 4 white horses fell in a mud puddle!"
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"What's the difference between a BMW and a porcupine? The porcupine has the pricks on the outside."
"My father got crushed by a falling piano. His funeral was very low key."
"What side of the road do they drive on in ireland? None. They're so drunk and violent no one is allowed to drive."
"I bet snowmen think it's weird that the ground is completely covered in their skin."
"I watch zombie movies to prepare myself if one day it really happens. Same for porn."
"Telling someone they can't be sad because others have it worse, is like telling someone they can't be happy because others have it better!"
"What did one snowman say to the other? Smells like carrots!"
"want a brand new identity when you go back to school? why not change your name to 'Bird Christmas' or 'Crisp Terdass'"
"Anyone ever notice how the word ""opinion"" looks like ""onion"", and how if you cut into either, people start crying?"