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Joke of the Day
"This joke is missing a climax Just like your girlfriend."
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"Why did the pelican get kicked out of the restaurant? Because he had a very large bill."
"If the women with big boobs work at hooters... where do the women with only one leg work? Ihop."
"What is your favorite dumb joke? here's mine :) Whats the last thing that goes through a bugs mind when it hits your windshield? ....his ass.... :P"
"What gets wetter the more you dry it? A woman with a towel fetish"
"WIFE: Your tree puns make me sick ME: Well you make me sycamore. Why don't you leaf."
"What's the worst thing your wife can say during sex? ""Honey I'm home!"""
"Why don't women like drinking beer at the beach? Because they'll get sand in their schlitz."
"How did a sexy but unqualified Japanese woman get voted into public office? Erections"
"Damn, girl! Is that a mirror in your pocket?... ...You conceited bitch!"