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Joke of the Day
"7 days without puns makes one weak."
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"What type of car explodes? A Talivan."
"MAN: I'll get pasta & she'll have the salad COW: What's that mean? MAN: Uh- COW: I'm fat? MAN: ... You're a cow? PIG AT NEXT TABLE: Ooo"
"New Password So I tried to make my new password 'beef stew.' But it wasn't stroganoff."
"You know you're in a seedy part of town when you ask the waitress for coke and she says ""is meth ok?"""
"How many Jews does it take to kill Jesus? You can't kill a myth."
"You know how I found out I have a fruit fetish? I had an Orange Crush."
"""No child of mine is going out in a skirt that short."" ""Dad, I'm sixteen. I'll wear what I want!"" ""Yeah, but son, your nuts are showing."""
"On a scale of 1-10, you're a 9 and I'm the 1 you need"
"TIL: During a military coup ...most people just stand around and do nothing."