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Joke of the Day
"What do rappers use to write their lyrics? Word,yo."
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"Pooped without my phone this morning, just like Gandhi."
"Q: What do you call a male quartet? A: Three men and a tenor."
"A man is asked why he can't see the Fifty Shades of Gray movie... He replies, ""I'm color blind and can only see 36 of them."""
"RIPE David Bowie People are treating it as a rock and roll suicide Edit: rip not ripe ;-;"
"What do you call the state of having confidence? I'm sorry, it's confidential."
"Whenever anyone mentions something about a vicious cycle, I imagine an evil bike that can't stop killing."
"Why did Jesus die on the cross? He forgot the safe-word."
"My love for you is like diarrhea......I cant hold it in.."
"I was going to make a bass joke but I dropped it"