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Joke of the Day
"What do rappers use to write their lyrics? Word,yo."
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"What did the Rastafarian say to his lady friend? Jamaican me crazy!!"
"My new years resolution is to have more sex! I Haven't told my cellmate yet though"
"Why do Canadians love Syrian Refugees? more moslem guys who can convert canadian girls to islam. What a deal!"
"This venomous snake is pretty scary. What can we do to make it even scarier? Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES"
"If he buys your drink, but you're really not interested? Smile at him, thank him and then stick the olive up your nose."
"Can anyone give me a Russian-English bilingual pun?"
"How do you reuse a condom? You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
"My relationship advice is if you're not single you deserve it."
"Here's to the stork that brings good babies... Here's to the stork that brings good babies, the raven that brings bad babies, and to the swallow...that brings *no* babies!"