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Joke of the Day

"This venomous snake is pretty scary. What can we do to make it even scarier? Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES"

"Did you know, if you cut off your left arm, your right arm would be left."

"If Katt Williams had a nickel for every time he's been arrested... He'd put them in a sock and beat someone with it."

"*tries several times to connect to the internet using a dial-up modem* *reaches #1 on the dubstep charts*"

"What do you call 2 ducks who walk like, act like, and believe they are geese? A paradux"

"I am the boss of me. And my wife is my boss's boss."

"Would it be wrong to give terminally ill children tattoos? I mean... it's not like they'll grow up to regret them. :("

"Why are the best accountants twins from Prague? Because they always double Czech their work!"

"How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? DO IT YOURSELF YOU FILTHY MAN!"

"Chuck Norris once flushed a condom Three weeks later the ninja turtles were born"