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Joke of the Day

"This venomous snake is pretty scary. What can we do to make it even scarier? Put a toy for babies on its tail. YES"

"If you were a dog, you would be a hot dog."

"What's the difference between a pizza and a baby? A pizza doesn't scream when you break it in 8."

"What do you call a Mexican lady with no legs? Cunt-sway-low"

"A shipment of wigs has been stolen Police are combing the area"

"Why did the melon have commitment issues? Because he cantaloupe"

"My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well. I was amazed. I never knew they worked!"

"How can a man go 7 days without sleeping? Sleep at night"

"Why doesn't anyone die a virgin? Life fucks us all."

"The basketball shot clock was invented in 1954 after a player hid the ball under his shirt for 48 minutes and told everyone he was pregnant."