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Joke of the Day
"How do you reuse a condom? You turn it inside out and shake the fuck out of it."
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"I've compiled my bucket list. 4 drumsticks, 4 thighs, original recipe, 2 individual mashed potatoes with gravy, and 2 biscuits."
"Put the punchline before the setup. What's the best way to ruin any joke?"
"They tried to make me go to rehab... They tried to make me go to rehab, and I said... 'I don't have insurance'. And that was the end of that."
"Stop supporting Russian companies! I hear they all use Slav labor!"
"I bet if Leornardo DiCaprio has a kid... he names it Oscar so he can finally have one."
"Pearl Harbour 9/11'd Josh Hartnett's career. Three disasters in seven words that make a fully coherent sentence. Can anyone do better?"
"A dirty joke A pig rolled in the mud"
"Have you ever had Ethiopian food? Neither have they."
"""So Sherlock..."" asked Watson, ""I forget, what was your highest degree of education?"" ""Elementary, my dear Watson."""