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Joke of the Day
"Trump is a godsend As in 1000 B.C. plague"
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"Little miss Muffet sat on her tuffet eating her curds and whey... ...along came a spider that sat down beside her and said, ""what's in the bowl, bitch?"""
"Why does Helen Keller have trouble driving She's dead."
"BOSS: I've called you here because I suspect one of you... IS AN OWL ME: Who? *everyone stares at me, even Gary whose head is turned 180*"
"Wanna come back to my place & watch some p0rn on my 60 flat screen mirror?"
"Do you know what makes darks better than whites? Not dropping all your fucking socks"
"A port-a-potty truck blocked my car in at work so I couldn't leave.. But hey, shit happens."
"My girlfriend told me that she looked fat, and wanted me to give her a compliment... I told her that her eyesight was outstanding."
"A man is hit by a can of coke But he was alright because it was a soft drink"
"Today my girlfriend yelled today saying: ""You weren't even listening just now, were you?"" What a weird way to start a conversation."