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Joke of the Day
"What would LMFAO's hit song be called if they were Russian? ""I'm Slavic and I know it"""
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"so i learned recently that fruit is good for the colon... thus a homosexual's must be exceptionally healthy"
"What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair..."
"Dear Ad Agencies, Please stop using doorbells in your TV commercials. On behalf of dog owners everywhere, Thanks!"
"Why do big trucks have nuts on the trailer hitch, but no shaft? Because the prick's behind the wheel"
"Someone just honked their horn to get me out of my parking space quicker so now we will both be here until we're dead."
"[OC] What's Elton John's favorite kind of conditioner? Levon."
"The Uranus hokes will never get old I just can stop lauging at the planets name."
"A Mexican gets deported."
"What do you call a helicopter with no radar and no windows? A Helenkelicopter."