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Joke of the Day
"My girlfriend always gets her way by pretending she's sad. She's an expert in sighcology."
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"How many times can you watch the Godfather movies before you're bored? More than a Coppola times....Solozzo times I guess..don't be a Fredo gettin' addicted to it.... It's Kay :)"
"If guys were smart, they'd forget the nightclubs and watch the supermarket for girls who buy frozen dinners and cat food."
"If i could give any advice to hitler... Auschwitz should have been the first thing you made."
"I've been seeing a lot of these lately, so here is mine. I like my steak like I like my women. White and domineering."
"Have you ever heard of Skrillex? Ah forget it... I was gonna make a Dubstep joke, but I'll just drop it"
"When the professor starts off the semester asking ""Why are you here?"" So I can get a job."
"I've decided to run a marathon for charity. I didn't want to do it at first but apparently it's for blind and disabled kids so I think I've got a good chance of winning"
"No one ever mentions the 1000 miles of trouble free luxury cruising before the iceberg....."
"What do you call a tribal poet? Shake-A-Spear!"