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Joke of the Day

"My friend has a PHD. Even though he only has a Public Highschool Diploma, he has been living a pretty happy life. Side note: My father loves to make this joke, so I had to share."

"Tiger Woods is the most overrated athlete in the history. In almost all matches he was sub-par."

"What the rapper's younger brother say when he got hit by his Molotov Cocktail? ""Looks like bro's mix tape finally dropped..."""

"What is the similarity between an airplane and a woman? The cockpit"

"What do you call a bunch of furries, an all girls volleyball meet, and a video game tournament? Genesis 3."

"When she screams ""deeper!""... ...but you already have a degree in philosophy."

"Why did the guitar player get arrested Because he fingered a minor"

"Me? Need a Bag? Nah chill son, Ima juggle this 6 pack of beer and watermelon on my head while riding a scooter."

"What do you call a Chinese billionaire? ChaChing!"

"It sounded like someone on a moped was approaching but it turned out to be 1,000 bees on a regular bicycle."