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Joke of the Day
"What do Ray Charles and Stevie Wonder have in common? They're both NIGGERS!!!"
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"Two tools watched TV, One saw."
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"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
"Who let the dogs out? Chuck Norris let the dogs out...... and then roundhouse kicked them through an Oldsmobile."
"My doctor says that I'm unstable and that I should get a lobotomy... Fuck him, first thing in the morning I'm gonna march right in there and give him a piece of my mind!"
"How do Buddhist monks compare interests? With zen diagrams!"
"TIFU on the first day of my courier job . . . . . OP didn't deliver"
"What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and Scotsman? The Rolling Stones say ""Hey, you, get off of my cloud."" A Scotsman says ""Hey, McCloud, get off of my ewe."""
"I can't stand being in a wheelchair."