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"One of my friends is halfway through medical school He signs all his emails ""M."""
"Girls like guys who take charge: ask her out, plan a date, take a hostage, overthrow a government, nuke her ex's hometown, buy her a puppy."
"Why shouldn't white people swim? Crackers get soggy when wet."
"Have you ever wondered why Aspirin is white? It's because it works!"
"Your momma is so fat.... She ate the internet"
"Daddy what is a transvestite? -Ask Mommy, he knows."
"[morning] her: did you dream about me? me: that depends...are you a member of the Backstreet Boys? her: umm no me: then no"
"Guns don't kill people. Fathers with pretty daughters do."
"Why is your mom like a 360 noscope? Cuz I wouldn't hit that."