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Joke of the Day
"Life is like toilet paper, you're either on a roll or taking shit from some asshole."
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"what's the difference between an irish wedding and an irish funeral? one guest"
"Whats faster than a speeding bullet? A Jew with a coupon"
"North Korea's ability to go through with its threats are as poor as the punchline of this joke."
"""what if today's the day you learn about tacos and ostriches? You don't want to miss that, do you?"" - me manipulating my kid to school."
"My granddad's favourite joke What time is it when the elephant sits on the fence? Time to get a new fence..."
"Q: Who has the right of way when four cars approach a four-way stop at the same time? A: The pick up truck with the gun rack and the bumper sticker saying ""Guns don't kill people. I do."""
"What do you call a nun that is going for a walk? A roamin catholic"
"Someone really has to have a serious talk with birds about their pooping habits Do they really think we're gonna let that shit fly?"
"A kind man helped me with wood chopping today I really appreciate the random axe of kindness."