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Joke of the Day

"Do you like puns? Then I'll pun you in the face!"

"Boss: You can't drink while you're working! Me: Oh, I'm not working."

"Got super excited about a 200 meter butterfly till someone explained it to me."

"Why did the snowman smile? Because the snowblower is coming."

"Acid shoes I bought some shoes from a drug dealer, I dont know what he laced them with but I've been tripping all day"

"The cop told me to put the guns down, but I couldn't... they were attached to my body."

"Doctor, Doctor, I'm addicted to twitter... Sorry, I don't follow you."

"What's the difference between 9/11 and a cow? You don't milk a cow for 10 years"

"This guy is choking on the last hotdog I wanted so I'm just going to let him die."

"Im going to change my name on Facebook to ""Benefits"", so that when you add me it will say, ""You are now friends with benefits"""