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Joke of the Day
"TIFU on the first day of my courier job . . . . . OP didn't deliver"
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"Love, ethnic food, & the end of the world. What do you kiss on a Mexican dish that will trigger the end of the world? El Taco Lips."
"In America she's called ""Miley"" Cyrus, but in other countries she's called ""What America would be like if it were a person""."
"What time of day was Adam born? Just a little before Eve"
"How to give a good hand job... Step 1: Use your mouth."
"DATE: so this is my dad and this is his porcelain cat collection ME: wow, I feel like I'm in a DATE: no ME: mewseum DAD: *nods his approval*"
"Why did the rooster cross the road? To prove it wasn't a chicken!"
"I read to blind kids in my spare time. Their favorite book is ""2dots1dot3dots 4dots3dots 5dots2dots1dot 2dots1dot5dots."""
"Mom asked if I wanted to race toy cars with my neighbor Chucky. I responded, ""Nah, that's child's play."""
"My Sergeant told us to ""fire at will""... It's kind of a shame. I liked that guy."