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Joke of the Day
"Yo Mama so fat, when she takes a shower her feet don't get wet!"
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"My girlfriend hired a midget to play the keyboards at my birthday party I think she misunderstood me. I did not say I wished I had a 12 inch pianist."
"Massive US Blizzard advancing North African American community complains about exclusion of black snowflakes."
"Why can't you hear a Pterodactyl go to the toilet? Because the P is silent."
"What's the difference between a clever child and a rude marathoner? One's a cunning runt..."
"Yo mama so fat Her shirt size has more x's than a 12 Year olds gamertag"
"I tried erotic suffocation on the wife the other night when we were having sex. She obviously didn't like it. She's been lying there for 5 days now giving me the silent treatment!!"
"In my day a hand on my crotch was third base... now even a hand job is a foul ball!"
"""Hey man, for our grammer project, do you think we might get an A?"" ""We shall C"""
"The English language lacks a word to mean ""To make a spouse feel uncomfortable by aggressively cleaning the house around them""."