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Joke of the Day

"I'm good friends with 25 letters of the alphabet... I don't know why. Edit: I'm thrilled at the response! I should say this is an original joke from British comedian Chris Turner."

"Why was Donald Duck arrested? He was high on quack."

"What did the sweet potato say to the Israelites. ""I am but a Yam"""

"I almost had a threesome once. I only needed two more people."

"Trust me, I'm a liar. Lawyer, I meant lawyer."

"My street looks like a garbage dump... ...litter ally!"

"What do men and slurpees have in common? If you don't suck them fast enough they lose their shape."

"A fun thing to do would be to eat rat poison during a dinner party & then, when you die, they'll blame the host's cooking. Lol."

"If you call a group of lions a pride, and a group of crows a murder; what do you call a group of pedophiles? The British Parliament"

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes!"