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Joke of the Day

"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes!"

"What do you do to an elephant with three balls? Walk him."

"You can call me Vladimir. Because I'm going to be Putin it in your butt <3"

"I'm an 8 day old fetus And I believe music from the olden days is better than today's shit."

"How do Asians find our they are pregnant? They send a rubix cube up to see if it gets solved."

"Hard work never killed anyone, but why take the chance?"

"What do you call a pompous piece of bread? A braguette."

"What did the corn say when it was complemented? Aww, shucks!"

"My safe word is ""keep going."" It's led to some HILARIOUS miscommunications let me tell you!"

"Every ghost story ever I walked into my house, and fell asleep. It was then, 3 hours later, I woke up and realized... I don't have a house"