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Joke of the Day
"How many kids with ADD does it take to change a lightbulb? Lets go ride bikes!"
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"A woman walks up to me and says ""give me 12 inches and make it hurt"".... So i banged her 4 times and hit her w/ a brick"
"Q: What cows give each other when they meet? A: A milkshake."
"Dr. Frankenstein entered a bodybuilding competition... ...and discovered that he'd gravely misunderstood the objective."
"A blind man walks into a bar... then a table, then finally a chair."
"Why can't smokey the bear and his wife have kids? Because every time his wife gets hot, he throws dirt on her and beats her with a shovel"
"I hate when my in-laws come. It's such a bitch to clean."
"Did you hear about the dyslexic science teacher? He was teaching the Law of Conversation."
"No iPhone. I will not text bahaha. I am not a hilarious sheep."
"[talking to life insurance agent] Let me get this right. I pay you until I die, then someone ELSE gets the money? No thanks."