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Joke of the Day

"What is invisible and smells like carrots? Bunny Farts."

"What stretches further, skin or rubber? Skin, it says in the scripture that Moses tied his ass to a tree and walked 3 miles to the next town."

"What happens if Santa lost his balls He doesn t sing jingle bells anymore"

"Doctor Doctor I tend to flush a lot. Don't worry it's just a chain reaction!"

"Nothing cures a hangover like a positive pregnancy test."

"I bet Dell Curry is not mad... he's just disappointed. Happy Fathers Day!"

"Where Did it go? Where did that list of dark jokes posted this morning go? Iv looked everywhere."

"What's the difference between a chicken and a pussy? A chicken is easier to eat if you bone it first."

"There's a Gulf between peoples' appreciation of cartoons. Dubai doesn't like the Flintstones, but Abu Dhabi do."

"When she found out he worked in technical support, it really turned her on. Then he turned her off. Then he turned her on again."