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Joke of the Day

"My wife said that I need to pay more attention to what's going on around me. So, in 2010, I'm going to try harder."

"FACT: if a cop says FREEZE and then you say ""now everybody clap yo hands"" he has to drop his gun and clap and then you can get away."

"Why do churches ban Wifi Networks? Because they don't want to compete with an invisible connection that actually works."

"what do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing. You told her twice already... "

"Confucius say....... ........woman who fly in plane upside down, crack up."

"These new drone regulations... I had to register my two sticks of butter with the FAA. It was so much trouble just to see my butter fly."

"So I painted my laptop black, hoping it would run faster Now it doesn't work."

"What do you call people who are afraid of Santa Claus? Claustrophobic."

"Most girls: ""I hangout with guys, there's less drama."" Me: ""I hangout by myself. There's no drama & I don't have to wear pants."""

"Why is 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 explodes."