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Joke of the Day

"Guys socialize by making fun of each other, but they don't mean it. Girls socialize by giving compliments to each other but they don't meant it either."

"Have you ever smelled Moth Balls? How'd you get their little legs apart?"

"No one ever talks about Peter Pans brother. Peter Pots"

"You don't make any sense. I would know because I'm unemployed."

"There are two goldfishes in a bowl. There are two goldfishes in a fish bowl. One says to the other, ""Trevor, why do the humans think us fish are stupid?"" Trevor says, ""Sorry, who are you again?"""

"My all time favourite joke. Apologies to 99% of you. What's big and white and sits in a tree? A fridge. What's big and white and blue and sits in a tree? A fridge wearing jeans."

"So this Kristen Stewart cheating stuff... Still a better love story than Twilight."

"What's the difference between the IRS and Jared Fogle? The IRS waits until you're 18 to fuck you."

"-What's your zodiac sign? -Tyrannosaurus. -But that's not even a real sign. -None of the zodiac signs are real."

"How disturbingly inappropriate would it be if ""Thomas the Tank Engine"" was set in early-1940s Germany? #ThomasDieKleineLokomotive"