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Joke of the Day
"What's a horny pirates worst nightmare? NSFW a sunken chest with no booty!"
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"My neighbour has diabetes and now she won't make me cupcakes anymore, its like bad things always happen to me."
"Never underestimate a woman sitting quietly in a corner sharpening a knife."
"If pronouncing my b's as v's makes me sound Russian... .... then soviet."
"What do you call a chica on the go? Chicago"
"What is Jamaican Pikachu's favorite dance? The Polka Mon"
"What brand of makeup does cap'n crunch wear C'ereal"
"I like to remind my kids who's boss by putting a cherry tomato on top of their ice cream sundaes every once in a while."
"Donald Trump says he'll open up secret 9/11 files. Miley Cyrus says she'll flee the country if Trump is elected. Connect the dots, people."
"Have you heard the original version of Stevie Wonder's hit song? I just called to say.....I found the phone"