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Joke of the Day
"My 2 year old loves Hello Kitty. My 6 month old, on the other hand, is really into Hello Titty."
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"A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street... An they see a young boy. The priests says, ""you want to screw him?"" The rabbi says, ""out of what?"""
"[OC] Why does the NSA hate winter? Because they're not used to getting Snowden. (I'll see myself out)"
"Harambe walks into a bar... Bartender: What will you be having to drink? Harambe: I'll have a beer. Me: No, he'll have just ice. Bartender: Just ice? Me: Yes, justice for Harambe."
"Game of Thrones characters should have to wear jerseys with their names on the back"
"What do you call a fake noodle? An Impasta"
"I grabbed my sisters pussy I thought she said ""Hold my Purse"""
"What's the difference between between a pizza and a black person? A Pizza can feed a family of four *Still courtesy of my Comrade Ivo*"
"My body is well defined. Look up the word ""Flabby""."
"I have always hated shopping for clothes because my mom would always hit me alot with a coathanger as a child Then i was born"