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Joke of the Day
"What separates man from animals? According to Donald Trump, the wall he is going to build."
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"I want to get stoned like I cheated on my Iranian husband."
"Don't make me take off my belt because then my pants would fall down and my body looks like an egg on toothpicks."
"my gf is like x of sin(2x)=0 she's irrational when she's on her period"
"My father always told me, he liked his women like he liked his sunglasses. Sitting on his face."
"My ex-wife still misses me. BUT HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! HER AIM IS GETTING BETTER! ...You see it's funny cause marriage is terrible"
"A flat earth conspiracist was boasting about how many people believe that the Earth is flat... He said, ""We have supporters all around the globe!!!"""
"A broke baker goes into a bar the bartender asks him for a joke for a payment for the beer The baker is sad because he can only do buns"
"What is the difference between dog shit and black people? One eventually turns white and stops stinking."
"Who would you like for president in 2020? Anyone who doesn't have poor visions."