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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a goodyear and the others a great year."

"The leading cause of being cryptic is stuff."

"A fox: People aren't so bad. I hear they named a news station after us. [Watches 1 minute of Hannity] We attack the humans at dawn."

"The Mancave is where I change into my Manman costume."

"I mostly want a relationship so my boyfriend can chase me around trying to put an ice cube down my back as I demurely beg ""Dooooooooon't."""

"How long do I have to sleep before I'm legally a bear?"

"My kitchen drawer was stuck but my husband got it open. I guess all it needed was a big jerk."

"My kid started doing this annoying preteen whiny voice and now I can turn my head all the way around like the exorcist."

"We don't talk about the Duggar family in our house anymore. The subject is a bit too touchy."

"Never trust atoms... ...they make up everything."