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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a tire and 365 used condoms? Ones a goodyear and the others a great year."

"So much sh*t comes out your mouth, your ass is jealous."

"I don't pay for prostitute, they pay me to stop ? Up vote if you agree"

"Was Hitler really such a bad guy? After all, he did kill Hitler."

"What is Hitler's favorite type of food? Not Seafood"

"Vaginas are like weather. When it's wet, it's time to go inside"

"Me: I won't make it. Go on without me. Her: It's a toe cramp M: But I'm covered in some kind of clear blood H: That's sweat M: Tell my story"

"What do you call 10 lawyers chained to the bottom of the ocean? A good start."

"My doctor went to write me a prescription for my heart meds. He pulled out a rectal thermometer out of his pocket and said ""Shit, some asshole has my pen!"""

"My mule is pretty lazy... ... Always doing half-assed work."