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Joke of the Day
"Why are there whiteboards standing out in each class in school? Because they are remarkable!"
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"The Honorable Judge Matthew McConaughey enters the court room All rise all rise all rise."
"I wish my thumbs had the power of Pandora. I would give people the thumbs down & they'd instantly disappear & be replaced w/ a better one."
"Instead of being frustrated that you only have a 140 character limit just be thankful that I do."
"How do you make a fireman cry? Kill his family."
"""The more the merrier!"" usually means ""oh, you overheard us making those plans, huh?"""
"Math Joke How can you tell an extrovert mathematician from an introvert mathematician? An extrovert mathematician will be looking at the other guy's shoes."
"after my son won his soccer game, his teammate invited us over to celebrate. it was father, son, and the goalie host"
"#rubbishjokes How many programmers does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's a hardware problem."
"Given how enormous the universe is, I assume there's an alien out there who does a mocking impression of me. Screw you, alien."