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Joke of the Day
"Why are hot dogs the best dogs? Because they feed the hand that bites them."
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"How is American beer like having sex in a canoe? Because it's fucking close to water."
"""No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!"" -lie you tell at 18. ""No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!"" -lie you tell at 28."
"I don't like Jewish jokes. Anne Frankly I won't stand them."
"Stupid people aren't flammable enough."
"Sex through the ages: Age 20-30: Tri-weekly Age 30-40: Try weekly Age 40-50: Try weakly"
"Did you hear about the party thief? I mean I've seen some crazy people at parties, but this guy definitely takes the cake."
"How does a flower get pollinated? Beez Nuts!"
"Lifeguard 1: How was your day? Lifeguard 2: Sad, I saw a bear in lake 1: How is that sad? 2: He could bearly swim! 1:.. 2: He ate 3 campers"
"What kind of bird flies around bays? Bagles"