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Joke of the Day

"Woah! I can move stuff with my mind. Like, my legs."

"Paraguay-Uraguay in the final would be so guay."

"I know a good dad joke. But I have to wait for Dad to come back to tell."

"This fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined"

"What happened to the Milkman? He drank all the milk.... makes sense no? logically, yes!"

"How does Hitler separate his juice? By concentrate."

"I was bitten by a radioactive vegan, and now I have the power to bore people to death."

"Its not a good sign when you go to take a self portrait and your camera automatically switches itself to 'panoramic'."

"Guy walks into a bar He asks the bartender, ""Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?"" The bartender shakes his head and says, ""No, we only have plain."""

"What do you call a melted penny? Liquid assets."