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Joke of the Day
"This fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined"
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"A man decides to go to the zoo There was only a dog there. It was a shih tzu."
"When the guy at the liquor store offered to throw in some ketchup packets, I automatically said yes. Still not sure why."
"My first time having sex was a lot like my first time in church.. Actually, come to think of it, it was my first time in church."
"""Waiter waiterthere's a hand in my soup."" ""That's not your soup sir that's your finger bowl."""
"How many Super Sayajins does it take to change a light bulb? Just one, but it lasts five episodes. And Kuririn dies."
"Have you heard the joke about the Butter? I better not tell you, You Might spread it!!!"
"What did one giant squid say to the other giant squid? What's Kraken!"
"What do you get when you cross an elephant with a rhino? Elephino... \ _ ()_/ "
"Wife: Who is the prettiest of my friends? Me: your mother, why? W: Stop acting like you're 12. M: (thinking) I dodged that bullet again."