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Joke of the Day
"This fibonacci joke is as bad as the last two you heard combined"
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"A guy in the store on his cell said ""Susan, I'm in my car on my way"" so I yelled ""NO HE'S NOT!"" Because nobody lies to Susan in front of me."
"I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate... Tell me if you can come."
"I can finally set my tivo to record ""the biggest loser""... ...kept trying to record the jets game"
"? Hey there Delilah, what's it like when u go grazing I know u said you're not a cow but girl this milk sure tastes amazing Did u just moo ?"
"What don't you want to hear after performing oral sex on Willie Nelson? I'm not Willie Nelson."
"I don't always have pre-marital sex... But when I do it's not with my wife."
"What kind of car did Jesus drive? a manual."
"Hear about the blonde explorer? She bought a piece of sandpaper thinking it was a map of the Sahara Desert."
"If life gives you melons... You're probably dyslexic"