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Joke of the Day

"Its not a good sign when you go to take a self portrait and your camera automatically switches itself to 'panoramic'."

"My wife told me ""Sex is better on Holiday"".[OC] And that, ladies and gentlemen, is how she told me that she was a lesbian."

"Told to me today by a random toddler Her: Knock, knock Me: Who's there? Banana Banana who? Aren't you glad I didn't say orange? Best telling of that joke ever."

"Why do some people think Jesus was black? Cause he is our father, and he never came back."

"The scariest thing about survival of the fittest is that it means the idiots currently surrounding you are the best evolution has to offer."

"I was bitten by a radioactive vegan, and now I have the power to bore people to death."

"Johnny Depp dresses like a human dreamcatcher."

"Camping. Or as I like to call it: ""White people playing homeless."""

"Why is Kim Jong Un like todays music? They both ain't got the same Seoul."

"They told me i had type A blood. But it was a type O."