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Joke of the Day
"Paraguay-Uraguay in the final would be so guay."
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"If you make fun of Rod Blagojavich's hair, there'll be hell toupee."
"Did you guys ever hear the peanut butter joke? Actually nevermind. It may spread"
"""That 'Hanglider' bird is a tough sonofabitch..."" ""... I had to shoot it 5 times before he let the man go"""
"What do Kim Kardashian and Hurricane Sandy have in common? They will both blow the entire east coast just to get on TV."
"Which former pop star would be most likely to help deliver a baby? Paula Ab-doula"
"What's better than roses on the piano ? Tulips on the organ."
"Why do people ask ""what the hell were you thinking""? Obviously, I was thinking I was gonna get away with it and not have to explain it"
"Q. What kind of motor vehicles are in the Bible? A. Honda...because the apostles were all in one Accord."
"What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers"