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Joke of the Day
"What is the best part of living in Flint You get free Orange Juice"
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"I bought my girlfriend a new LOTR themed sex toy... ... It's called Dildo Shaggins"
"Pavlov walks into a bar. Ivan Pavlov walks into a bar. The bartender rings the bell for last drinks, and he thinks ""shit - I forgot to feed the dog"""
"Huge bowls of cereal are the parentheses to my night's sleep."
"Fire destroys bloodmobile; blood bank trying to B positive about it"
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"A joke from 1892 ""...one nation, indivisible, with liberty and justice for all."""
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