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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a small parent? A minimum !"
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"Becoming a father is easy enough, but being one can be very rough."
"Threesomes I never understood the obsession with threesomes , if I wanted to disappoint two people at once I would have lunch with my parents."
"Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me........ Wife: ""I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"" Husband: ""You have perfect eyesight."""
"I Have a Joke About the Palestinian Refugee Crisis... ... But Israeli Bad."
"Why do you need to be 35 to be elected president? So women don't get elected."
"What did the doctor say to the man wearing cling-film? I can clearly see you're nuts"
"What's the difference between an epileptic oyster and a hooker with diarrhea? One you shuck between fits..."
"The most dire of Jay-Z's 99 problems is his inability to properly delegate minor problems."
"I like to sip a cup of coffee on a Sunday, grab a book and start worrying about Monday."