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Joke of the Day
"Why can't a Blonde make Kool-Aid?? She can't fit the two cups of water into the tiny packet."
Next Joke
"Things I'm doing today * going to the gym * having sex * lying"
"I had a dream where children were allowed to pick their parents, and I woke up thinking ""This is not The Gates' residence."""
"Sometimes all I'm really doing with my life is just trying to make it from one weekend to the next."
"I see fewer cats on my front page. I've been told that Curiosity killed them."
"A polish joke my grandpa told me: ""What happened to the Polish dog?"" He chewed off 3 legs and was still caught in the trap"
"Eating chocolate pudding from a diaper is a good way to get a whole row to yourself at the cinema."
"Can we just call it Zealand now? How long has it been? Move on people"
"My cat knocked my phone into the toilet so now I have to shop for a new cat."
"Why can't men be accountants? because they don't understand periods"