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Joke of the Day
"Things I'm doing today * going to the gym * having sex * lying"
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"""I'm a model."" I see. And does anybody else know that?"
"WTF is a cup of raw asparagus? Next this fucking diet will tell me to eat 4 stalks of powered sugar. A bale of jello. 32 inches of chicken."
"They're like plastic slippers Wearing crocs is like getting your dick sucked by a dude. It feels great... until you look down and realize your a fag. That is all - Carry on :)"
"This is where I draw the line! ________________________________________________________"
"The show ""The Office"" ended in 2013. We are now living in a post-office world."
"Haven't seen any Harambe memes for a while, I suppose this means Harambe is dead.."
"Why did the midget get slapped? Because he told a woman how nice her hair smelled."
"Bitches be misusing helping verbs."
"Starting to fear that all the urgent work emails I LOL'd at and deleted earlier were not actually April Fools' jokes."