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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a snowman and a snowwoman? the snowBALLS"

"""slippery when wet"" signs should be on everything."

"Sex is like a gas station..!! Sometime you get full service... Sometimes you gotta ask for service and sometimes you have to be happy with self service.!"

"The 1st rule of Female Fight Club is: You didn't hear this from me! Seriously do NOT tell anyone I told you, I promised I wouldn't tell."

"What do they call shrimp killing a bunch of other shrimp? A krilling spree!"

"Today I broke a G string while fingering A minor Dammit, playing guitar is hard!"

"So a horse walks into a bar... The patrons of the bar then proceed to scream in surprise because there's A FREAKING HORSE IN THE BAR."

"Why was the powerful Jedi a terrible comedian? Too *forced*, his punchlines were"

"Witness: I saw the defendant stabbing the victim. Lawyer: Objection! Witness is ugly! Judge: Sustained. Jury will disregard the statement."

"Lonely fisherman I am an excellent fly fisher. Every time my fly goes down, fishes come flocking. I am happy with what i get. But the world is filled with jealous folks, they call me master-baiter."