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Joke of the Day
"This morning, my son farted in church I made him sit in his own pew."
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"Why do Jewish people watch porn backwards? They like the part where the prostitute pays them"
"What do you call a sketchy Italian neighborhood? A spaghetto"
"Why does a chicken coop have 2 doors? If it had 4 doors, it'd be a chicken sedan."
"How did Reese die while eating cereal? Witherspoon"
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"What kind of shoes does Voldemort wear? Hor-crocs."
"How do you circumcise a priest? Kick a little boy in the jaw."
"What does NASCAR stand for? Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)"
"*doctor looks up* I'm afraid you have forgetting about 80's bands disease ""Oh god what's The Cure?"" *doctor sighs* It's worse than I thought"