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Joke of the Day
"What Would Darth Hitler Say to His Son? Look, I am your Fuhrer."
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"Making out with a blind girl... I made out with a blind girl last night and she said that I had the biggest penis she had ever laid her hands on. I said ""Nah, You're just pulling my leg."""
"Classic joke, prim and proper don't read it! Guy asks ""When do you kick a midget in the balls?"" Other guy answers ""When he is standing next to your girlfriend saying her hair smells nice"""
"Sometimes I lay in bed awake at night thinking, how did Skeletor from He-Man speak perfectly without lips or a tongue"
"How did the sloth become President of the tree? He slept his way to the top."
"What has a bottom at its top? My life ( ._.)"
"A pirate walks into a bar With a ships wheel on his belt. The bartender asks, ""What's the wheel for?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"""
"How can you tell someone's an atheist? You can't. They'll always tell you first."
"You couldn't even imagine how good I am at taking a fake phone call to get out of a boring conversation. It's Oscar worthy."
"A pho restaurant that doesn't close is a twenty pho seven."