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Joke of the Day

"Sometimes I lay in bed awake at night thinking, how did Skeletor from He-Man speak perfectly without lips or a tongue"

"Miss France just won Miss Universe The French finally won something."

"What kind of shoes does bread wear? Loafers."

"yo mama so stupid..she sits on the t.v and watches the couch"

"[HORRIBLE] What is the best-selling treat in Rwanda? A Tutsi Roll."

"Chuck Norris has never been in a fight, ever. Do you call one roundhouse kick to the face a fight?"

"We everyone, I wish a of you ovey people a happy christmas, ive ife to the fu est, and make merry with a your fami ies. crap sorry, noel."

"After their meal of rawmen and a cup of joe, what do cannibals use to freshen their breath? MenToes"

"I was making fun of some sodium chloride and ended up being charged with aggravating a salt."

"what is a jew that has eaten too many beans? a gas chamber"