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Joke of the Day

"A pirate walks into a bar With a ships wheel on his belt. The bartender asks, ""What's the wheel for?"" The pirate replies, ""Arrr it's drivin me nuts!"""

"More like ""Arsey Cola"""

"Pub Quiz I did terribly in the Greek Mythology section of the Pub Quiz last night. You could say it's my Achilles Wrist."

"A clear conscience is usually the sign of a bad memory."

"What happened when the cannibal ate the speaking clock? It repeated on him."

"There are 10 kinds of people in this world Those who get binary, and those who don't."

"Last night, Gotye won Record of the Year. Parents were like, ""Who's Gotye?"" while their kids were like, ""What's a record?"

"""I'm very sorry, but you will die soon"", said the doctor ""How soon?"", the frail man asked, his body trembling at every word. ""In ten."" ""Ten what? Ten years? Ten-"" ""Nine."" ""Eight."""

"I'm not sure what I did wrong but the pile of LEGOs left on the bath mat while I was in the shower seems like some kind of threat."

"What do you call it when a non-binary gendered couple has a legal dispute over custody of their children? A transparency review."