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Joke of the Day
"How did the hipster burn their tongue? They drank their tea before it was cool."
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"What does the ""L"" stand for in Samuel L. Jackson? Motherfucking It stands for motherfucking"
"What's long and black? The unemployment Line."
"So an Irishman.... Walks out of a bar...."
"birthday card As i handed my mom her 50th birthday card today she said "" One would've done"""
"Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted."
"An 89 is just a 69 with a fat chick."
"While at our wedding, I pointed out to my wife-to-be... that her her veil wasn't nearly opaque enough. She responded by discreetly implying she would hit me. It was a thinly-veiled threat."
"Jared Fogle began and ended his career the same way... Trying to get into smaller pants"
"What did the farmer say when all his cows charged him at once ? I'm on the horns of a dilemma here !"