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Joke of the Day
"Jared Fogle began and ended his career the same way... Trying to get into smaller pants"
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"Last night my mom made dinner, serving up a nice plate of ""You had so much potential"" with a steaming side of ""You shoulda married Jeff."""
"Knock Knock Who's there ! Byron ! Byron who ? Byron new suit !"
"What's the difference between little girls and wine? Wine gets better as it gets older"
"Some people can ruin how attractive they are by doing this weird thing with their mouth... it's called ""talking"""
"I'm using Internet Explorer to post this, so it might be a bit delayed... But there's a plane heading towards the twin towers right now."
"Why does Teller piss everyone off when he leaves a party? Goes without saying"
"How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? Need to know ASAP."
"*whispers softly* ""...is there a King Latifa"""
"Taco Bell doesn't have a playground because its hard to have fun when you might shit your pants"