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Joke of the Day
"Why couldn't the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted."
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"Babies have little hands and odd sleep schedules which is why my gym for buff infants has miniature equipment and stays open 24hrs."
"What did the bra say to the hat? ""I've got these two covered, you go on a head."""
"""This ain't my first Romeo."" -slutty Juliet"
"I used to work in an eastern european fraud office. I had to check czech cheques."
"My brother in law won't go to Hooters with me tonight because his wife is ""having a baby."" #lame"
"What did the homeless person say to the gay job interviewer when asked for his address? No home-o."
"Why do teenage girls travel in odd numbered groups? Because they can't even."
"Pluto I got good news! You are still not a planet but you are a star now kid!"
"What is Godzilla's favorite fruit? Squash."