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Joke of the Day

"I'm more than happy to take your sloppy seconds. Who am I kidding, I'll take corroded fourteenths."

"How do we know Andy Taylor never had grandchildren? Because Opie is faggot"

"Wearing crocs is like getting a blowjob from a guy... it feels good until you look down and realize you're gay."

"No one likes my puns about borrowing money, but I'm okay being a-loan. *drinks tears from tear jar*"

"""How am I driving?"" No seriously, how did I get here. This isn't my car."

"How did the chickens dance at the Christmas party ? Chick to chick !"

"When it comes to making jokes about heart palpitations I never skip a beat"

"i have a very frustrated pet at home... its a turtle that loves to chase cars"

"Why is Alabama the worlds biggest sandwich? Because the whole state is inbred"

"Can you tell me what you call a person from Corsica? Course a can."