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Joke of the Day
"What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died? Decomposers"
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"Why does Bank of America not have a backspace on the ATM keypad? Because America is never wrong."
"You know you're on drugs when you're talking to your kids about drugs and you don't have any kids."
"What is Spiderman's perfect job? A web designer. ^^^^^sorry!"
"Q: Why can't blondes make ice cubes? A: They always forget the recipe."
"What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? A pork chop."
"What do you call a Middle Eastern moving company? Pack-it-stan"
"What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road? Rust-in-peace."
"I just had the worst blowjob ever it was fantastic"
"Did you hear about the magic tractor? It drove down the road and turned into a field"