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Joke of the Day

"What do you get if you cross a pig with a karate expert? A pork chop."

"the boss hands me a gun, ""you know what to do."" I nod. outside, I frantically google: boss gun why how to kill is killing ok regift gun ok"

"I started a band called 999 MegaBytes... We haven't got a gig yet..."

"I had surgery to change myself from Asian to Caucasian. It was a real eye opening experience"

"What did the Networking manager tell his assistant about working late? Tell my wifi won't be home for dinner."

"Hellen Keller walks into a bar then into a chair, and then into a table."

"My obsession with building townhouses is going to give me a complex one of these days."

"One morning, the CEO of an airline company asked his chief procurement officer: -- So, what's the deal with airline food?"

"A woman's work is never done. That's why they get paid less. (Source: Frankie Boyle)"

"Extremely controversial, but here goes... Why can't you try someone for grave digging? Because it was found on the ground."